Single In The Scenic City

Single In The Scenic City

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Confessions of a Cotton Swabber


Well, well... we can all breathe a little better now that Mel has revealed her mistake to Derwin or can we? But before I dig into that, let me start by saying, "Can one of the writers please take Jason out of the season!" I mean really…tonight he was extremely lame/wack/whatever you call it. Jason is miserable. Divorced and dismissed from the Sabers BUT does he have to be so lame? Yea, I laughed at his jokes but that means nothing. I'm silly.

 "Jason get it together, I beg you."

Looks like divorcing Kelly was the worst thing that he could have done. She took his money and his SWAG. Go Girl! Ha!

Now on to Tasha and Kelly. So was the reunion sincere? Kelly clearly wanted the apology on camera in hopes to boost the ratings of her new show and Tasha Mack was clearly scared and tired of having to watch her back. This could definitely be one of those situations where it’s better to keep your enemies close. What do ya’ll think? Regardless of the reason, it is good to see them reunited as friends. Oh but I almost forgot. When Tasha admitted to Kelly that she was a bit jealous of her in the past because she was married to a black man, I was shocked. I thought they were friends?!? Really Tasha? She was holding in jealousy and then when she had the chance, she tried to sabotage Kelly. Yea, they are friends right now but those two have some serious issues to discuss. If you didn’t notice, watch Kelly’s temperament after the apology was made, she was not very accepting of it. She was more like… Yea, you better apologize or else.

All it will take is one night, one too many drinks and somebody is going to get slapped! Then shot! LOL! J/K We’ll see how that unfolds.

Moment of Truth: Derwin and Melanie

This young married couple is cute but they are wreckless. Melanie swabbing other people babies…smh. Derwin is ready to throw in the towel. What in the world?! So I wondered how long was Mel going to take to spill the beans if Janae would not have shown up? I am happy that she got it out but it’s a little too late. Look what she has gotten herself into. I have to side with Janae on this one…bring Derwin’s behind to court! That’s right. This is trouble for their marriage. Now every time one of those child support reminders come to the house or Derwin checks his bank statement, he is going to be cursing Mel out. But guess what, I predict Derwin will punish her beyond the two orders he gave which I will speak on in a second.

No more Gucci and Prada for you Mel…that’s what you get. Tasha said it in the last episode. Leave it alone.

 Melanie is going to really need advice from Kelly on how to stay fly on a serious budget because she is about to get her black card taken AWAY!!! Although, I agree that she should suffer a little for her childish meddling. Derwin has gone too far with his demands.

1. Do not speak about his baby and his baby mama. Hey Man, you can’t do that! You are in a marriage. Melanie has a right to know what is going on. This will lead to insecurity.

 2. You must attend church EVERY Sunday whether he is present or not. WOW! Really Derwin? ! I was happy with this one at first until he added that last part. So he is going to hold this over her head forever?


And did you see Melanie’s face…more pitiful than a puppy dog. I am disappointed that she did not speak back. Yea, she was wrong but she is the wife. Stand your ground, woman! Or like a wise woman I know once said...Pull out the tricks that make ‘em forget. Tisk. Tisk. Sidebar: 2 points go to Malik for redeeming himself after behaving so trifling last week. Derwin is wrong for taking so long to get tested. Some of this is Derwin’s own fault!




Oh well, I say this… Melanie, fight for your marriage, compromise with your husband BUT bring your butt BACK TO SCHOOL!!! ASAP! Don’t be dumb.


Ladies, Gents, Chime in.

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